*Refrigerator Goals*

When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator.

It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work.

I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."

A few days later my brother wrote: "Make payments on car for Jason."

Then my boyfriend joined in with: "Buy Tom a Jeep."

Finally my father added a new goal to his amended list: "Wean kids."

*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!* http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh